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Post by Harley Quinn on Jun 23, 2008 1:25:41 GMT -5
"Thanks to the theory that I came up with about relationships we should be able to better understand the need for love," the radio blared out in an abandoned warehouse. The voice was that of a man in his later 40s- a man now currently under the care of Harley Quinn. "P-Please, no more, NO MORE!" the man begged, beat up from all the pranks the delusional and psychotic former psychiatrist had pulled on him. Harley stood in front of him, saying with a dark voice, "You should have thought of the consequences before you STOLE my observations, MY CONCLUSIONS!"
The male psychiatrist was shaking in terror, thinking of how this woman was on the edge and how long he'd have left. Suddenly, the woman grinned, getting on her knees so that she could stare the man in the eyes. "Now, cutie-pie, what's the nicest number?" Harley Quinn asked him, holding a mallet behind her. "T-Ten, no o-n..no FIVE!" the man yelled out, his fear causing him to shake worse. She smiled, a great, big smile on her face that tricked the man into thinking he had gotten the right answer. Suddenly, with a small amount of air that resulted in the word "No" he became terrified again. "NOPE! NICEST NINE!" Harley said in an even louder, happier voice as she raised the mallet, "B'Bye!"
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Spoiler
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You can't understand how I could just kill a man[Mo0:3]
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Post by Spoiler on Jun 23, 2008 1:38:14 GMT -5
Stephanie had been on yet another simple patrol when she had heard some strange voices a small distance away. She pulled her thick purple-ish hood over her black mask and sent out a jump line to get closer to the source of the noise. She shot the grapple and was swinging to the dark and rundown warehouse in no time. She always felt so free and powerful as she zoomed through the cold night sky.
She peered in a high window and her mouth dropped as she saw a Gotham psychiatrist being tormented by none other than Harley Quinn. Spoiler listened for a few seconds and waited for the exact moment to leap in and save the day...or end up pretty mangled. She finally decided to leap in when the woman raised the heavy mallet.
"Don't you mean hello?", Stephanie cracked as she sent herself soaring through the air, fist flying towards Harley.
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Post by Harley Quinn on Jun 23, 2008 1:55:06 GMT -5
Harley heard Spoiler saying the thing about "Hello" but didn't react quickly enough and got punched in the shoulder. The response from her body to the unexpected attack was that it turned sharply to the left and fell on her face. Harley Quinn recovered though, and in the matter of only a few seconds at most she was on her feet- heart grenade in hand. "No, because you're gonna be leaving with a BANG!" she said, throwing her heart grenade at Spoiler on the word "BANG".
Harley started to move over to where her bazooka was, wanting to be ready to grab it in case Spoiler managed to spoil her grenade. The man in the middle of the female fight was scared stiff, not wanting to be blown up during the fight or tortured to death by Harley. He was tied to a giant replica of a lollipop that had been an prop during the shooting of a commercial a while back.
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Spoiler
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Post by Spoiler on Jun 23, 2008 12:39:49 GMT -5
"Oh man...", Spoiler said as she watched the heart shaped grenade sailing through the air, on a fast path to the ground. She didn't have much time to react, and so she grabbed at the bound man and painstakingly turned him, and the large and heavy prop he was tethered to over.
She crouched behind the giant lollipop and covered her ears as the explosive blew up. The ropes were singed to threads when the grenade went off, and the man was released from his binds.
"I'd get the heck out of here if I were you, doc", she advised as she pressed her arms on the top edge of the prop and flung herself over. She grabbed a boomerang device from her bandolier and hurled it at the bazooka, scooting it just out of the clown queens reach and buying Spoiler enough time to catapult her way in front of the jokester.
"Any more card up your sleeves?", she asked as she kicked the rifle back with her thick black boot.
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Post by Harley Quinn on Jun 23, 2008 13:00:37 GMT -5
Harley Quinn allowed the man to escape, saying, "I'll be seeing you later cheater!" She said this with a smile on her clown face, which scared the man more as he ran. Harley turned around just to nearly run into Spoiler who was now in front of her. She looked down to where the bazooka should have laid but discovered that it had been knocked to where she couldn't get it quickly. "As a matter of fact, I do," Harley joked, taking some more heard grenades out of her heart sack, "HEARTS even!"
She threw the heart grenades at Spoiler, back flipping to get away from the blast. Harley managed to get up onto a prop Jack-in-the-Box. The face on it remined her of her Puddin' and she wondered what he would do- what pranks he would pull on the girl in front of the deranged clown. Harley sighed, but put on a grin as she pulled out the cork gun, saying in a maniac voice "Let's have some fun!"
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Spoiler
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Post by Spoiler on Jun 24, 2008 20:36:16 GMT -5
Stephanie smiled as she watched the man escape. He was freaked out, but at least he was still alive...and with all his limbs! She looked back to see Harley reaching for more weapons, and quickly began to flip herself back to escape the impending explosion. She landed deftly on her feet, but had miscalculated a bit and was still send crashing onto the ground in a fury of heat and schraplnel like objects. She grunted in discomfort and threw herself back onto her feet.
"Same old jokes, huh Harley?", Spoiler taunted a little as she began to rush the crazy woman in red and black. She dropped suddenly, sliding on the ground with one thick boot extended towards the woman she intended on kicking.
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Post by Harley Quinn on Jun 24, 2008 20:52:44 GMT -5
Harley couldn't keep back a laugh as the grenade exploded. She was having fun with Spoiler, it reminded her of the good old days with her Mistah J. "At least I have jokes to spice things up! You're like a white t-shirt, plain and boring!" Harley retorted with a smile. She had both of her hands on her sides by this point, kind of disappointed and frustrated that her grenade hadn't sent Spoiler to the afterlife. Harley wasn't so preoccupied by her disappointment that she failed to notice Spoiler coming at her, about to kick her. She moved to the left, barely getting scratched by the young superheroine. "Why don't you just leave me alone?!" Harley said, lifting her leg up and kicking towards Spoiler's face. If she couldn't have the man that stole her work, she was going to beat up the girl that had saved him in his place!
Harley was already thinking about what she would do to the girl once she had knocked her out. Maybe a vat of smiling pirahnas or something a long those lines. Her psychiatrists at Arkham Asylum once told her that the Joker was rubbing off on her too much and that if she quit her obsession over him she might be able to live her normal life again. Maybe it was true, but if she was more like Joker he might like her more since she'd be of more help to him? Harley's thoughts were spinning, mainly delusions of her and the Joker being a happy couple together with a child or two of their own.
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Spoiler
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Post by Spoiler on Jun 27, 2008 1:43:54 GMT -5
Stephanie narrowed her cloaked eyes as Harley smiled, something she couldn't stand. But the woman was crazy, and that was that. What other kind of woman would find it humorous or pleasurable to terrorize and murder. She quickly landed on the ground after delivering a barely hitting drop kick to Harley. She jumped up and turned to face Harley again. Spoiler felt a foot slam against her face and crashed into the dusty ground. She rolled back in an instant and was on her feet again, more than ready to spar.
"Oh I've got tricks", she exclaimed as she swept her hands down to her utility belt and pulled out a Flash-Bang. It was sure to blind and stun Harley, and she rolled the object tauntingly for a few seconds before throwing it down to the clowns feet and quickly turning, crouching, and covering herself in her purple cloak as the stun grenade went off.
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Post by Harley Quinn on Jun 29, 2008 23:53:59 GMT -5
Harley didn't see why the woman didn't laugh at all of the tricks that she was pulling out. It was funny, at least to the deranged clown girl it was. Harley found it cute that the girl was so in the mood for a fight. It was also annoying to her as well. "Aww," she said with disappointment in her heart after the kick didn't disable the masked superheroine as much as she wanted it too.
Catching up to her own head, she looked down as the flash bang was rolled over to her. "Eeep!" Harley said, jumping backwards as the flash grenade went off, temporarily blinding Harley. "Ack!" were her first words after the blinding flash grenade went off, trying to get her wits about her as well as her sight back. Harley was totally defenseless for a few seconds, stepping backwards and tripping, landing on her back with a gasp of surprise.
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