Deadpool
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Just say 'Spatula' once[A1i:6][Mo0:3]
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Post by Deadpool on Jun 28, 2008 1:35:50 GMT -5
The Viagra comment made Wade laugh, this was one fun chick, why couldn't he have met her when he was young and not covered in puss and stuff?...ah youth he thought to himself.
"What are you doing out here anyway, Deadpool? Why don't you just crawl off somewhere and we meet up some other time." Deadpool smiled and shrugged his shoulders "Same reason you are babe, Rescuing puppy dogs, groping manga chicks, and saving The world: oh and the contract i got hired to 'deal with you' You know the usual, How about you babe?" Obviously she had by now realized how much of a contest Deadpool actually was. It was a common known fact, that people constantly underestimated Wade, and he liked it that way, it always gave him the advantage. She mentioned touching her guns wade pointed to her with his swords "that better be a euthanism for something missy! and if that's whats going down, why the heck arn't we doing that!?" said a cheekily grinning Deadpool
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Black Widow
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I need a knife and string, I have an idea[Mo0:0]
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Post by Black Widow on Jun 30, 2008 9:05:23 GMT -5
"You got a contract? SHIELD just sent me out." She started to circle him, the guns held out in unshaking, gloved hands. "How much is my head worth, anyway? Maybe I ought to start getting back into the business, all this chain of command shit is driving my up a wall." Alright, so she was legitimately curious as to how much one could make for killing her. It wasn't a morbid fascination, she simply wanted to see if she was attracting a better class of loathed clientel than before. Working for SHIELD could sometimes have that effect, but often had the opposite.
She shrugged and grinned, "Now come on, you're really going to trust me to get that close to you when I have specific orders to destroy you? You're wither not very smart or exceptionally naive."
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Deadpool
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Just say 'Spatula' once[A1i:6][Mo0:3]
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Post by Deadpool on Jul 1, 2008 1:02:05 GMT -5
"You got a contract? SHIELD just sent me out." She started to circle him, the guns held out in unshaking, gloved hands. "How much is my head worth, anyway? Maybe I ought to start getting back into the business, all this chain of command shit is driving my up a wall."
"Id give you about a dollar for-" Wade stopped when he remembered this was a pg-13 board ~this isn't the adult section~ he thought to himself. "To be honest" wade said as he began to circle the woman as well. "It was quite a lot; somebody out there doesn't like you, enough to hire me, and i'm the best" he looked around to see if there was some sort of invisible rebuttal to his comment. when none came he puffed up his chest a little more. "So it was shield that hired me again eh, they get on my back every couple of months till i beat up there random goon they send me and they decide im too much trouble....looks like they got the big guns out for this one though." He stopped for a second and gestured to the woman "The Black Widow,Spy/ Assassin to the world. Heck your the best" He looked to the sky for a couple of seconds "I thought they would of let me alone lately, you know war crimes and all that" Smiling still Deadpool regained his stepping around the woman looking over her very tenaciously
"Now come on, you're really going to trust me to get that close to you when I have specific orders to destroy you? You're wither not very smart or exceptionally naive." Wade Yawned sheepishly as he stopped for another second "I'm probably both, i've been called worse" But he put up his finger "I'm also all man baby!" He looked at her intensely "Do you really think theres anything you can do that can actually kill me miss widow?"
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