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Post by joker on Apr 6, 2008 19:51:34 GMT -5
Joker grumbled and growled as he stood in the alley way of a near by bank. "Why is it that I can't even get a good heist around here?! All my Men are in jail, Even Harl has gone POOF!" His pitched voice echoed around him. His eyes showed a strong glare, if only looks could kill. Looking around left and right, he looked to the bank that stood before him. It was oddly quiet, which was perfect for the Joker. "All i can do now is try to get some Money of some sorts....." He grumbled annoyed.
Tip toeing up to it, Machine gun in hand he began shooting at the door. The chill of glass shattering rang all around. Joker's grin he wore wide. Stepping in slowly, the glass crunch beneath his feet. "Hmm?!" The alarm began to ring. "Damn..." For once, the Joker was out planned, not ready. Or was he?
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Post by batman on Apr 6, 2008 19:55:34 GMT -5
Batman was on yet another patrol through Gotham and for once, Batman thought it was going to be a quiet night. Suddenly, off in the distance, a blaring alarm rang. Batman swiftly swung via grappling hook towards the blaring noise. Batman swung and flipped to the ground.
"Oh Joker, do you ever learn," Batman grimly asked. He lurked towards the bank. His cape was wrapped around his shoulders and it was dragging on the ground. Batman already had a batarang in his hand and he was prepared to fight. Batman slowly stepped into the bank and looked around.
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Post by joker on Apr 7, 2008 13:47:49 GMT -5
Joker was no where to be seen. It was dark and quiet in the empty, cold room. Suddenly, an evil cackle broke the odd silence. "HAH!!! WaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" His laugh echoed through the bulding, it sent chills through any unsuspecting person.
"I should ask you the same, Batsy!" Joker replied, as he still had not shown himself. "You should learn to be a little more careful when you don't expect the Best from the worst!" A small ting of metal hitting the tile floor rolled over to Batman's feet. It was a small purple ball with a nice smile on it. "Sometimes, Bats, you got to learn to SMILE." Within his evil tone, a small sound of air leaving pressure cam from the ball at his feet.
"Laugh it up!" Joker laughed as the green smoke began to rise up to the Batman's nostrials. Quickly, joker had already grabbed a decent amount of chash and began dashing his way to the door while the Bat was distracked.
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Post by catwoman on Apr 7, 2008 18:53:52 GMT -5
A whip snapped in Joker's before he could make it out the door "Not so fast Joker." Catwoman said with glare she never really liked the clown prince all that much it was that laugh of his it was so annoying. "Anyone ever tell you purple was so two years ago?" She asked as she extend her claws and went to slash him a cross the chest with them.
"No wonder no ones scared of you anymore you do the same thing over and over again, ever thought of trying something new for once?" Catwoman asked half of it was to get Joker mad the other half was to give Batman time to deal with the gas.
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Post by joker on Apr 7, 2008 20:13:10 GMT -5
"Scared?! HAH! More like Terrified!" He laughed as he easily dodged her bloody claws. "You should learn to trim thows awful hang nails!" He cackled as he threw a constricting ball to her wrists. With a small boom, ropes and ties extended from within the ball, contricting her wrists entirely.
"HAH! Try to Claw yourself out of that one! WEEEHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" With a swift jump he skipped by Catwoman and the gassed Batman and made his way through the streets.
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Post by batman on Apr 8, 2008 17:43:25 GMT -5
Joker Gas; Batman hated it more than anything the Joker could throw at him. Luckily Batman had spotted the Joker and set up a decoy Batman. It worked, the Joker fell into the trap. The Batman decoy buckled over and all the Joker gas was sucked into the decoy. Batman jumped down from atop a crate across the street and glided towards Joker and Catwoman.
"Tell me this Joker, if life's a comedy," Batman kicked Joker's jaw, "then why are there so many tradgedies?" Batman took the bindings off Catwoman's wrist and glared at her. Batman turned and picked up Joker but his collar. He slammed him into a wall. Batman put his face inches from the Joker's face and narrowed his eyes.
"Joke's over Joker," Batman said grimly.
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Post by joker on Apr 8, 2008 17:56:30 GMT -5
Hew Hee hee hee!!!" Joker laughed in a muffled tone as he felt pressure from Batman, pinning him agenst the wall. "Funny thing about comedy, Batsy," He began and hi lifted his free hand closer to Batman's chest. "To get comedy, you always need the Sadness and depression to go with it. Its part of the deal!" With more laughter ehoing from his chest, he thrusted his hand forward into Batman's chest, sending a wild shock into his body. Thus, Batman released his grip on him, giving Joker the chance to run once more. "I thought you would have figured it out by now! Heh Huh!" He laughed as he dashed off into the moon light.
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Post by catwoman on Apr 8, 2008 18:23:18 GMT -5
Catwoman ignored Batman's glare and ran after Joker she snapped her whip which wrapped its self around his feet tripping him up "What's the hurry Joker this party just got started." She said as she made her way closer to Joker this time ready for anything he might have up his sleeve or anywheres for that matter. "Maybe you should get help next time not that it would do you any good but it might make you feel better." Catwoman said as she put a booted foot on his back to keep him where he was at.
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Post by joker on Apr 8, 2008 18:27:54 GMT -5
"You know pretty kitty?!" Joker barked in a puffed breath as her weight was being pushed on him. "You should learn to stay out of men's bussiness!" He growled as he held a ball filled with laughing gas, it evaporated away from him and shot to Catwoman who stood right above him. Giving an evil grin he knew she had to have breathed a decent amount in. The best part of this type, it was his strongest and it was unseen. Keeping this information to himself, he waited for her to giggle.
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