Simple Funny requests..in their own way

[Angel]

I don't know if this qualifies as a game, but I also didn't think it'd go in the GB too well. Anyways, here's the thing. We all have our family members or even us who have out own special way to ask/request somethin. So here's what we do, we post what they would ask in a 'normal' way, and then how they say it put in bold. I'll go first so you guys can get it ^_^

My step-dad, brothers, and uncles.
"Hezzie, will you get me a beer?"
They say-
"Bar Wench, more ale!"

[Sara Pezzini]

hahaha! I think I understand it. hehe. Ummm...

Mom-
"Krystal, do the dishes, laundry, and vaccum the floor then you can go out with your friends."

She Says-
"You're my slave until you turn eighteen! Mwahahahaha!"

[whiteraven]

My Older Brother-
Hey Grace, come here!

He says-
Sibling Female, come hither!

[Angel]

My Step-Sister:
"Will you make me something to eat?"

What she says:
"Hey Hezzie...I love you."


-_- lol

Here's one of mine,
Me:
"I'm bored"
What I say:
"Gah!! My home is filled with the echos of nothingness and lordy loo the echos are vicious!"

Not really a request, but it's funny. ^_^

[whiteraven]

not really a request, buuuut...

me-
oh my gosh dad, you are so weird and lame.
What I say -
....You're funny!

[Beast Boy]

lol nice XD

One of my request thingys
Le normal requests saying:
"Hey, Mom, can you help me with something?"

Le Hezzie-ness saying:
"Madre! I summon your smart brain to help me of Retard Ville!"

lol

And one of my dad's request thingys (Real dad, not step dad)
Le normal saying:
"Will you ask your mom if you can come over on the weekend?"
Le padre saying:
"Hey princess, ask the Devil if you can come over."

hahaha, in his cell phone, my mom's contact name is actually The Devil
XD it's hilarious................and surprisingly accurate.