Lifes Not Always Black And White ~{Deadpool}~

[Angelus Desero]

The Strip Club which had been full of excitement was now a quite dead zone. Angelus had been slowly making his way across the county, going to locations on whims and follow the directions of his Crow, Poe. He found himself in San Fransico, in a rather seedy Strip Club where the women were be exploiting. The emotions in the atmosphere here pained him all those women who had so much more potential being sold as sex slaves for some fat little mob boss.

Angelus was standing on a desk located in the back of the club, he was crouched down and was looking at the now deceased mob boss with a tilted head,

-------------------FLASHBACK-------------------

"20 questions, 20 chances, tell me what I wanna hear the first time around and youll live to tell this story"

"Fuck you"

Angelus grabbed the mob bosses hand and began to crush it, a hand buckled under the strength and a shot was fired. Angelus let out a sly grin and didnt even bother looking down he had learnt by now that gun shots arent a threat to him in his new condition, his skin slowly began knit back together good as new.

"Question number one..."

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After the 20th question he still didnt reveal any answers, after he screamed like a girl when Angelus drove a penicl threw his hand he would have talked for sure, but the little fat man was full of surprises.

Angelus jumped off the table and threw a picture od a discreet group of burlesk girls playing poker off the wall revealing a giant safe. Angelus ran his fingers along the safes key pad, before his eyes flashed fat bosses stubby little fingers hitting the correct numbers an opening the safe,

"3-62-4-34 what a code to hide the dirt"

The safe pinged open and Angelus took out a series of folders, he skimmed over them throwing the usless ones over his sholder...

[Deadpool]

Wade was strolling through his favourite neighbourhood. Bums, Degenerates, hookers. people shouting about god and his 'vengeful wrath' ohh a man could feel right at home "and you, you stink of the devil, why the stench of death is all upon you sinner!" Wade wheeled around smiling. His Image inducer making him look like an pretty average white male "Oh if only you knew how true that was buddy. hey wanna hear a tip? deaths a hell of lay!" Seeing the shocked look on his face he smirked and skipped along.

Right to go to his favourite place 'The wet spot" his fav strip joint. Boy he hoped jessica was on tonight she did a siryn routine that was just oh. To die for. Strolling for the door he smelt it before he saw it "Holy death on my morning toast when weasel steals my cereal!!" He exclaimed the whole place was ramsackled. Reaching for his guns he was already on the move when he noticed a wierd looking guy near the safe "Righto boyo, you did this, you better have a damn good reason...i liked this place... chicks were here and everything!"

[Angelus Desero]

"I cannot be felt, seen or touched; Yet I can be found in everybody; My existence is always in debate; Yet I have my own style of music.
What Am I?"

Angelus looked at this strange man up and down, he seemed a little...........welll simple. His emotions were all over the show, half of him wanting to see some of the girl that worked here degrade themselves and the other half wanted food. Angelus kicked the chair the fat mob boss was in,

"He was a bad man, why are you here? Why do intend to point a gun at me? Ya know if you shoot itll just kill me" Angelus said with a laugh "But then again I could be quicker then you, by the time you get a shot off I could have dove down and picked up his gun"

Angelus threw some papers onto the floor and kept reading...

[Deadpool]

Wade simply stared at this guy for a while his mouth hanging open. Hell they say he's insane. HIM! after what seemed like forever just simply staring at this wierdo.
"Well..." he was about to answer. but then stopped again. Still simply flabbergasted by this man. "oh my god if you do one more riddle so help me ile sing or i dunno kill you or... something"

Cocking the fact he had two guns "why am i here. i like boobies! why are you here, your taking away my boobies!" he looked at him funnily "see i have two guns! it increases my chances, plus i'm pretty fast, and i also have this nifty little fact of not dying!"

[Angelus Desero]

Angelus tossed some more papers on the ground and placed the unrread ones on the desk,

"Haha, Its not death if you refuse it!"

Angelus begun to walk towards the boob obsessed guy,

"I'm here because I needed to play 20 questions, as you can see...I lost, now if you'll excuse me I have a tone of paper work to get through, so either shoot me or leave me be Im sure a pathetic waste of life as yourself can find another club with 100 Jessicas!"

Angelus turned around and began walking back towards his lot of papers, he walked behind the desk and and put his hand under it reaching for some siccors that were jabbed in the fat mans leg while he was waiting for the other man to make his move,

"By the way the names Angelus, and you are..."

[Deadpool]

Wade was still confused, man this guy was hella odd but well he was here already he looked to his guns and back to the guy and pouted "high road eh, i tried that once...ended up tired and flushed" he put his guns back "How about sword play? little slashy? slashy?" seeing that the point was useless this guy clearly didnt wanna fight

"Clearly you don't know jessica if you think i can find another one like her, ok you could go for your mystiques, your copycats" he walked over to another chair and sat down and put his feet up on a chair "but then whats to stop them into turning into something terrible...say squirrel girl?" he grabbed some peices of paper "What we reading? is it porn?"

[Angelus Desero]

Angelus left the siccors in the fat mob bosses leg,

"In one of these files should be a name or something that will lead me to the men that tortured me, raped and killed my daughter, so as you can see the big boys are doing grown up work"

Poe flew in and landed on the desk he looked at the man sitting on the chair and cawed loudly,

"He says he doesnt like you"

Angelus flipped through another file then through it away and snatched the one the new guy picked up, he looked through this file but all it contained was photos of the boss man 'with' some of his employees.

"Clearly you dont know Jessica, heres a whole file filled with Jessicas" Angelus threw the file back at the man

There were no more to read, and he had no answers,

"Im gonna have to work on that keeping them alive bit to get that information, maybe 30 questions, what do you think Poe?"

Poe cawed as she flew onto Angelus sholder

[Deadpool]

Wade Was a bit shocked as the crow flew in "oh every freak has a pet these days...note to self get a dog dead-dog, Dead-cat, dead-mouse...hey how about a weasel!" clearly the guy wasnt paying attention

Groaning he put his hand near the crow "aw dont be like that, hey i got some crackers, want a cracker?" The guy had a serious vandetta, clearly more to this dudemiester that meets they eye "wow thats some serious lot of whammy you got going on there Wade Caught the file the guy through at him as he dropped the guise of his unassuming white guy identity "Hey Name' Deadpool by the way.." he Flicked through the files and saw some of the pics of her in her siryn costume 'Im saving them for later'

he looked around "Soo... whats with the face paint, wanted to be the joker but couldent deal with the copyright issues?" and then he slapped the table "and dont get me started on copyright issues you ever meet this feeb deathstroke...jeez the wheeze what a bore drone dont get me stated on him!"

[Angelus Desero]

"Who the fuck are you talking about? Deathstroke? Joker? Deadpool? What kind of lame ass names are they?"

Angelus rubbed down his cheek, face paint, face paint, he wished it was, what he would give to wash this off his face and go back with his Daughter.

"Is it face paint? No. Am I Clown? Sometimes. Black around my eyes, I guess darkness has no eyes, white everywhere else, I guess revenge has no soul"

Angelus began to tip things over, trying to find anything that could help him out.

"If you were a lil fat mob boss who had some incrimidating files where would you hide them?"

[Deadpool]

Wade smiled a bit as he cursed the names. leaning back some more he laughed "hey i dont name the names, you see there is a man...with a typewriter" He stopped as the guy began to rub his face. Deapool for seemingly no reason did the same. He shook his head and Scrachthed his face a little "oh I know a little about scars myself" He shrugged off as the guy made more of a mess
"make more of a mess why dontcha, some scaintly clad single mother whos dreams of a better future have been crushed by the perverted men that throw money at her....has to clean that up" he then he listened to his questioin thinking about it.

Hmm" he said out loud. then he remembered something and got up "You see i have the priviliage of watching alot of tv" He said as walked over to the closest plant "You ever watch the sopranos? course you have, who doesnt like fat mob bosses who sweat enough just by walking to get breakfast" he drew out his gun "annnnyway" he shot the base of one of the plants which made a hollow exploding noise annnnd bingo. There was a folder in hollowed out base of the plant "and bingo, if theres porn in there its mine!"

[Angelus Desero]

Angelus stood there amazed,

"I guess you may prove useful"

Angelus bent over and picked up the folder, inside there was no bits of paper with names of people, clubs, anything. All that Angelus managed to find was inside was a singular round disc, he held it up in the air and examed it. He wasnt really sure what to make of it, he looked over at the desk and walked over to it. He picked up a laptop and begun checking it out. The screen was broken and cracked,

"Questions 4 through to 7 produced wrong answers"

Angelus tapped his fingers on the desk

"I need a computer"

[Deadpool]

Wade laughed as he held his gun "Hey im always useful, sometime you just didnt know you wanted that guy dead untill i kill them, you know" He walked around the plant "Sure hes your loving son right now, But years from now they could turn to drugs, take the wrong job, become richer and more snobbier than you" In a way really "i'm doing people a favour" he looked at his gun "and im kinda good at it!" he scooted over to the guy as he sat on the computer clicking his image enhancer he turned into a flirtatious black haired woman.

"But MR SHEFFIELD!" He said in a nasal voice. entirely sure that no one else would get the joke. Lazing back as he pulled up the leg of his own skirt "oh if its computers you need i got a buddy hes a bit on the whole hey look at me im a computer geek, but hell do what you need" he said as he began looking up his own skirt

[Angelus Desero]

"Dont EVER, EVER and I mean fucking EVER do that again, I have NO problem ripping your vocal cords out"

Angelus pushed his hair behind his ears and considered his options, does he agree to go with Deadpool and dare face the fiction he lives or does he just go to the next building and the building after that until he found a computer. But then he didnt exactly know what he was doing, he could wipe all the answers on that cd, with his computer knowledge it wouldnt surprise him if he wiped the internet.

"Fine" Angelus mummbled, "I just want answers, I cant believe im agreeing to this. What is it gonna cost me?"

[Deadpool]

Wade smiled as he morphed back into his ol' red and blacks "well i see the nanny is completely anatomically correct.." he said offhandly You could rip out my vocal cords, but they will just grow back, Believe me bigger men than you have tried" he smiled and pointed to his mouth "This mouth doesnt stop for nobody!" he got and walked to the door

"hmm i like you, you remind me of heath ledger just less dead" he looked him over a little more "Or maybe a little bit more dead" he put his guns on their holsters "Plus i think your crow has the hots for me, ten grand'll do"

[Angelus Desero]

Angelus thought it over, 10 grand, that was 10 grand more then he had. Angelus looked over at Poe, clearly the spiritual guide wasny gonna be much help with this one. Angelus pushed the fat mob boss onto his side then took a wallet out of his pocket.

"How about this you can have whatever is in this wallet and to top it off Poe won eat out your eyes every time they grow back"