On a wing and a prayer' (witchblade)

[Deadpool]

((hope you dont mind me setting up the story taking a few liberties here))

meanwhile: the home of weasel:
"so what your saying is, that i've got a tail?'
"It's not just a tail, its a stalker, the nypd are finally picking up on all the killing you've been doing?"
"but thats not fair, i haven't iced someone for ages...unless you count that guy that looked at me funny, but its not my fault, he had a weird mustache!"
"Wade will you focus, this is serious, it says here they've tried to close your case a bunch of times before but it keeps getting re-opened by this one determined cop"
"whoa momma she makes my insides curdle!"
"Wade focus, if she keeps doing something your gonna get blacklisted or something"
"ah weasel your a dear, if you wernt all nerdy and male id give you a hug right now. fine ile deal with the broad, hopefully just in time for a nice midnight grope (its been a while)

back at deadpools apartment. Deapool smiled. Nothing like a good old hunt down the hot chick for a nice day. Grabbing his guns, his swords (the ones with the better sound effect) and his image induced for fun sake. and of course all the usual stuff no one really cares about he got ready. "so the chicks a cop right. suppose best place to look is the ol pig farm" laughing he slapped his side "always the best jokes when no one is around..."
smirking he teleported

at the nypd district (a certain girl works at) a tall muscular black man stood at the entrance scratching his chin. Wade looked at himself in the reflection of the glass. not bad he thought, problem about the image inducer was it never changed the inside. the inside was still as rotten as ever. But hey that was enough melodrama for today! struting in the muscular black shirted and blue jeaned man leaned against the table. wade enjoying the break to look like one of the normal people for a change. eyeing the hottest of the receptionists he smiled a toothy smile "say there...jessica, im looking for someone, you know where i could find her?' the girl looked at wade for a while...clearly confused.
"uh sure" she asked generically but happy "who can you be looking for?" wade looked at his peice of paper "uh sera pallazzi, im uh...old friend of hers?" wade said but kicked himself, even he didn't believe his excuse.
he was never great at this mundane stuff. the girl looked at him for a while still smiling a little coyly. Wade shook his head, my god she was flirting with him. That hadnt happened for a long time. "you have to understand, i cant actually generally devulge that information, besides shes not herem and definatly on fifth and broadway.." said the girl smiling again. wade looked at her for a long time confused till it clicked "OOOOOH" he said as he opened his arms wide. he looked at the girl and laughed a little "hah!" as he walked off "well big black and fake as he second star wars, you did your job" he said as he overviewed his body.

at the afformentioned place where you know, stuff happened:

teleporting in quickly the guise of the black man had since averted standing there now was simply wade wilson, as simply deadpool. Looking around the place he got a certain amount of familarity. of the situation. walking a few centremeters it was really starting to get familiar "oh man, this is the house i dragged said wierdo beardo guy too" looking down he saw the corpse now outlined in chalk and police tape wade scratched the back of his head as he was certain he heard footsteps somewhere near him "Ah heck, i might as well of just ate some kyptonite cereal here...."

[Sara Pezzini]

“Sorry, the person doesn’t sound familiar. You didn’t tell them where I was right? Ok.”

With a simple click Sara shut her cell phone. One of the dispatchers had informed her that someone was looking for her claiming to be a friend. She was currently too busy to be talking to any old friends or anybody claiming to be an old friend. For how the dispatcher informed her about the man that was recently in she didn’t know who the hell they were. Probably some creepy stalker.

She was in the middle of an investigation of yet another killing. However it didn’t have anything to do with the wanna-be Joker killer that was on the loose. No, it seemed more like some owned drug money and wouldn’t pay it in time. This was already her third case she decided to work on. She was close to finding the new Joker in town it was just a matter of time. Her second one was what she was currently investigating right now.

And her third one. It was a case that people were trying to close several times but she refused to let it die and since she had protested enough to keep it open she had to work her ass off on this one. She was determined to find the person, Wade Wilson. She turned sharp around the corner and was met face to face with a man in red and black costume. She quickly reached for her gun pointing it at the man.

“Freeze! NYPD! Didn’t you read the yellow tape? No trespassing!”

[Deadpool]

If he had a spider-sense he was sure it would be tingiling right now. As it was. Something was still amiss. Scracthing his chin as the other hand grabbed his gun, good ol dolores. When suddenly footsteps and a voice echoed behind him. Turning around he looked at the woman, almost laughing. 'Pointing the gun on me already, come on its not even the first date, women at least get to know me before they try to kill me!" Deadpool look at the aforementioned tape. 'oh this yellow stuff, nah i never pay attention to this stuff, dont see why i should now'

Looking over the girl, she was even hotter in person, My god what he would of killed for to have a tangle in the hay with her. But alas. he digressed 'say sweetie, how about we put the guns away, go for a nice coffee and a little bit of a tussle, settle this the roman way, of the jewish way...not exactly sure on that one" Then pulling his gun he spun it around his finger and aimed it at her 'coz if it comes to gunplay, coz sweetie, ill win'

[Sara Pezzini]

She kept her gun steadily pointed at the man clad in red and black. She raised an eyebrow at him for the comment he made. If only he knew what he was dealing with. By the looks of it the two had their own secrets. She took a couple steps closer to the man standing in front of her. She didn’t care about the mere gun the man was holding she had dealt with worse before hand, much worse in fact. She gave the man a slight smirk.

“I strongly believe you’re better off just leaving.” She replied.

[Deadpool]

Wade smiled, ah nothing like a mexican standoff in the morning to really put a smile on his face. Striding around the woman, he knew why he was here. It was simple he needed to get this woman off his back (and maybe on his front) he was giving him to much heat. smiling he faced her again "Look its simple coppy, your giving me to much heat, people don't wanna hire someone with so much notieriety. so...back off!" he said as he pulled out his other gun "twos better than one" he grinned as he cocked them towards the beautiful broad

[Sara Pezzini]

The man had her with the two guns. She only had one gun on her. However that didn’t mean anything. The witchblade had felt that Sara was being threatened and like it usually acted the once disgusted bracelet began to expanded and slither across Sara’s body like a snake wrapping around its prey ready to kill. And as always something that Sara could never seem to be able to keep in supply, parts of her clothes began to rip and tear as the witchblade torn parts of her clothing off.

“I’ll back off when you’re brought to justice.” She replied tilting her head at him. “Mine’s better.”

[Deadpool]

It was as if excactly what he wanted to happen, happened right there and then. He almost smiled "well least i can stop undressing you with my eyes now!" he grinned. Mind you this added and extra element of danger. Great! Wade loved danger almost as much as all my children

"so you got some tricks hey missy?" he said as he flipped backwards "say how do you like bullets?" he said as he began to fire towards her, spraying bullets every which way "say after your impaled with bullets hows about we got an gets some corndogs?"

[Sara Pezzini]

As quickly as the bullets traveled through the air, Sara Pezzini retaliated by firing her gun also. Bullets were flying everywhere and witchblade had then quickly traveled her body completely covering her from harm. Once the bullets had stopped flying it seemed that Sara had come out unharmed. By the looks of it, it seemed that corndogs were on the menu like Wade Wilson had suggested earlier.

“Sorry I’m not hungry. Any other suggestions?” she asked.

[Deadpool]

Wade began to flip as the bullets were flying in hr direction, but none of them hit home "goddamn it! does every guy and his dog have to have superpowers these days...mind you i like what it does for the outfit sweetheart"

Putting his guns back he took out his swords "perhaps i can suggest forplay?"