The Canadian Job

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OOC))If anyone wants to join in on the fun with Deadpool and I or against Deadpool and I, please PM one of us asking to join before posting please.


A job was a job even if it is in friggin' Canada. Joel's boss, Mr. Campbell, was currently the only person who knew that Joel was The Shadow. That being said , he provided Joel with many of the jobs that he got. Mr. Campbell had some serious connections, and Joel was fine with that. He was a trustworthy man, that much was for sure and despite Joel's nervous habits there was no real way Mr. Campbell would rat him out to whoever would benefit from knowing he was The Shadow.

Anyways, enough of the background information. Joel had been on the company plane for a while now, and under the guise of a business trip was on his way to save some rich girl who had been kidnapped three days before. Mr. Campbell's confidant, the owner of a Canadian sister company to his own was willing to pay more than that of the average job. Joel was all over it. The plane landed in the snowy portion of Canada wherever the hell it was, and Joel was off the plane and in the small black unnoticeable Volvo in a matter of minutes.

After a few minutes of driving, the car squeaked to a stop at the gate to mansion. Of course, in the plane Joel 'suited' up into his normal 'The Shadow' duds, so no one would have seen his real face. He rang the doorbell, and after hearing a deep raspy voice speak, responded.

"I'm here for the rescue job. Mr. Shadow is the name."

Joel felt lame, but it made him sound cool. Time to see if the man behind the gate thought so as well.

[Deadpool]

((nice name ))

And so the same process continues, It was times like this Wade actually missed providence a little. There was always something going on there, be it assassinations (That he himself did) But nevertheless something going on. The phone rang
"Hello"
"Hi, if your asking me if i found Jesus, i found his corpse under the oven"
"uh...what?" a silence filled the phone line for a couple of seconds untill the man talked again
"This IS Deadpool right?" a More silence filled the phoneline why Deadpool got up and put on his mask
"This is Deadpool"
"i have a job for you" A smile filled Wades mask
"Oh good!" the person ruffled some papers
"Its in Canada, and it's about a girl"
"is she hot?" Asked Deadpool immediately
"Is that important?" Asked the voice.
"OF COURSE IT IS!" Said Deadpool. The man paused for a second and went to say something to Wade before he interjected before him
"Canada, Does this have anything to do with wolverine?"
"Whats a wolverine?"
"Never mind, replied Wade. "I'll take the job"


Snow crunched beneath his feet. What was the point of Being someplace, where women weren't wearing bikinis? Preposterous! It was getting cold. Wade didn't know much about this job. He knew it was about a girl, and to wade thats all that matters really! Wondering near a mansion he was told. he teleported on the roof to get a hold of reconnaissance, before he stormed the place and shot everybody.
Ok; well he hoped he ran in and killed everybody.

[moving on]

The buzzer faded as Joel awaited a response, yet nothing came. A few seconds later, a loud buzz resounded in the nearby area, and the large gate to the front of the mansion opened. Joel smiled and buttoned the first few buttons on his beige coat.

Oh right! Joel was wearing a beige sort of trench coat and a matching wide brimmed hat. You know, like the detectives do in the movies. He figured that since he was already hiding his identity, why not hide it more. Plus, there was the ever present feeling that it made him seem much cooler than he really was. Aaaanyways he buttoned up the jacket and headed up the driveway, his feet making track in the snow. He arrived at the door, was let in by a tall man with no hair who was obviously a butler or whatever the hell they liked to be called now. He lead Joel to a small foyer, where he motioned for him to sit. Joel sat, and took his hat off revealing a pure black face with bright shining white eyes. The butler looked stunned at first, then realized that it was, after all, super powered men who where there to help.

Later, in a matter of minutes, the client came into the room, an obviously glum feeling filling the room.

"Hello...you must be...Mr. Shadow is it?"

Joel smiled and responded.

"Call me whatever you want, but make sure it involved shadows! or so help me i'll...i'll...try less hard?"

Joel answered the man's question with another obviously joke of a question. The man nodded, and would have attempted to smile at the antics, but was interrupted by another worker of his. The client stood up and bowed to Joel.

"Excuse me for a moment. I have something to attend to. "

Joel nodded back, and as the man left the room, slowly tailed him. They walked down a hall, and the man entered a third floor room, where he immediately began to speak. Joel followed then entered the room as well, where low and behold there stood another masked man. This masked man was recognizable as can be. Every bodies favorite merc with a mouth, Deadpool. Joel made his presence known, as the client finally noticed him.

"Oh well...you are both here...please sit down and I will explain the situation."


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'pool, feel free to move things along (have the client explain things during your post or before it or whatever so we can get to action.) Its obviously alright if you control the clients actions to get things along as well. Have fun with it, whatever deadpool can come up with will be fun. haha.

[Deadpool]

(( i dont even know what the job is! and how did i get to the roof to here, questions, questions!! ))

This mansion was pretty great, but boring as hell; so he decided to fill his time at shouting at the help "hey i wanted a sandwhich with tuna...TU-NA, what is this swordfish? do i look like i eat swordfish? am i Namor? am i some sort of fish-eating swim jockey is that it!" Wade threw the sandwich on the ground and pointed to the kitchen. "Now go make me something with chicken.. CHICKEN!"

Turning around he had noticed he was no longer alone. Looking towards the window he had crashed through he shrugged, There was some damn good security here,

"Oh well...you are both here...please sit down and I will explain the situation."

Deadpool took a seat and looked towards the other masked guy "oh good, i was having a lack of other masked weirdos in my life today" putting his legs up on another chair he pulled his arms behind his head
"So whats the scope lurch?" The man looked between the two and pried his fingers together
"Are you sure you wouldn't wish to wait for you sandwhich to get here?" Deadpool looked around a little strangely and then shook his head
"Oh No, i'm not hungry" the man looked a bit shocked at wades behavior but then, Who really wasn't, Sigh its times like this he missed old Cable
"Well Sirs, shall i tell you what the job is then?"
Deadpool yawned a bit and looked to the other guy who was still studying his sorroundings
"Might as well. I guess i've Probably got better things to do, chicken sandwiches to eat etc" The man looked a little shocked again, as if to say, 'i thought you weren't hungry?" but shrugged it off and began to pull out a picture of an attractive young woman

"This woman-" said the man, but Deadpool managed to interject before he got to finish
"Is hot" The man looked at him for a few seconds and then continued
"Is your mission, Your mission is to-" Deadpool interjected
"Give her once round the park!?" The man held the photo down now and looked annoyingly at Wade
"Sir if your not going to take this seriously!?" Deadpool sighed and feigned his hands "just continue will you" the man sighing cleared his throat and continued
"In any case, She is my masters beloved daughter...she has always been a little...strange" he looked towards Deadpool expecting him to say something, but when he didn't he continued
"you were called here to find here, she was kidnapped from this house a week or so ago, and we only have unconfirmed rumors that she has been seen with Heavily armed men" Deadpool hmmed and looked towards the other man again, who still said nothing
"I think, i think i may have an idea on this lurch!" The man surprised looked towards the two
"well unless you wish to stay and have dinner, my master would urge you to start immediately.

Standing outside of the mansion now, half finishing his chicken sandwhich he looked to the other guy
"Well where shall we go first? Bar, vegas? or check a strip club?" he asked the other guy with a mouthful half full of chicken