Post by colossus on Jun 9, 2008 11:50:43 GMT -5
The sugar rushed through his system like some sort of drug that he couldn't get enough of. An empty 45 oz. bag sat before Piotr, along with two empty two liters of Mountain Dew. As he glanced down at his hands, he realized that they were visibly shaking; a bad sign.
A smile tugged at his lips as he stood, towering over the small desk, and headed toward his closet. His eye twitching, he turned the knob and pulled the door open, his eyes feasting upon the sight of himself staring back at him in the mirror. His pupils were large one second and miniscule the next, dilating over and over again. His jaw was twitching, and he even noticed his right pectoral muscle pulsing every couple of seconds.
"I am like giant man of sugar!" he declared as he fisted his hand and lifted it into the air.
With little thought about how strange he would look parading around in his favorite boxers, a pair that had Wolverine's face upon the butt and three claws across the front, Piotr transformed into Colossus and let out a war cry.
With little thought as to why he was suddenly jumping out of a 12th floor story window, Colossus was sailing through the air, only to land roughly on the ground below to send a ripple of shock across the crowded street.
"I demand more of this sugar substance!" he shouted as he grabbed a small dog by the collar and looked it in the eyes. The dog promptly mewed like a kitten before shriveling up and turning into resembling clone of Vince Vaughn. Disgusted by the dog's ugly face, Colossus placed it on the ground before pounding his hands against his hard chest. "Rawr!"
He never stopped to wonder why the X-Men had never allowed him such wonders like sugar and Mountain Dew. No, Colossus was on a rampage.
He was searching for the delicious substance that had made his heart sing in joy and his muscles dance like happy little frogs.
Colossus was on a mission:
To discover the location of the hidden sugar factory that the elves hid in the woods that bordered the place that he stood.
He knew that the factory was there. He could smell it.
Thus, he rampaged.
A smile tugged at his lips as he stood, towering over the small desk, and headed toward his closet. His eye twitching, he turned the knob and pulled the door open, his eyes feasting upon the sight of himself staring back at him in the mirror. His pupils were large one second and miniscule the next, dilating over and over again. His jaw was twitching, and he even noticed his right pectoral muscle pulsing every couple of seconds.
"I am like giant man of sugar!" he declared as he fisted his hand and lifted it into the air.
With little thought about how strange he would look parading around in his favorite boxers, a pair that had Wolverine's face upon the butt and three claws across the front, Piotr transformed into Colossus and let out a war cry.
With little thought as to why he was suddenly jumping out of a 12th floor story window, Colossus was sailing through the air, only to land roughly on the ground below to send a ripple of shock across the crowded street.
"I demand more of this sugar substance!" he shouted as he grabbed a small dog by the collar and looked it in the eyes. The dog promptly mewed like a kitten before shriveling up and turning into resembling clone of Vince Vaughn. Disgusted by the dog's ugly face, Colossus placed it on the ground before pounding his hands against his hard chest. "Rawr!"
He never stopped to wonder why the X-Men had never allowed him such wonders like sugar and Mountain Dew. No, Colossus was on a rampage.
He was searching for the delicious substance that had made his heart sing in joy and his muscles dance like happy little frogs.
Colossus was on a mission:
To discover the location of the hidden sugar factory that the elves hid in the woods that bordered the place that he stood.
He knew that the factory was there. He could smell it.
Thus, he rampaged.