Epic Fail(Open)

[Spiderman]

Jessica sighed a little about their reactions, they were so. ugh.. she had half a mind to let them be. It wasn't worth all this awkwardness.

why would she be nervous? Jessica was always nervous, its how she acted put simply. When suddenly men began to file out from the building. Shooting bullets and causing general chaos Sighing to herself she looked over the others "i assume you can handle yourselves here?" She said as he began to float over them
"Holy !@$% that chick can fly!?" Jessica smirked as she shot a blast towards two of the men. Instantly downing them "Oh i can do other things too.." she said as she shot a blast to two other people

dodging some bullets and taking some cover next to x she flicked hair out of her eyes "Would you care to explain why these men are after you Mr Hayden?"

[Poison Ivy]

"Hope you girls are ready to start some shit."

As the bullets ran a fine line through the road below them, Ivy didn't flinch. She pulled up her gaze to the men and narrowed her brow as a flicker of rage flowed through them. Her legs suddenly flexed as she grunted, raising her arms upwards. Suddenly two large vines climbed up the side of the building, sending debris of bricks flying everywhere. Though there were only a few men left, the vines froze, and large leaves sprouted from them, shooting out spores. From there, the bright red spores were inhaled from the three men that remained, and those men immediately fell from the broken wall that used to hold a window. A few men who were shot in the leg by Alex attempted to rise, but Poison Ivy was sure one of those hot-shots could do something about it. With a simple shrug and a twitch of the arm, the vines were pulled back from the ground. It felt good to use her powers. It had been a while.

The green goddess took in a deep breath and let out a cough. "Damn pollution." She cursed under her breath. As the woman asked about the men, Ivy found herself watching Agent X. Interesting-- he was shot and his skin began to heal-- quicker than Ivy's healing methods. She was curious to why the men were after Alex as well, but Pamela wouldn't voice that. The guy was going to respond anyway. Things are getting terribly predictable. She complained inwardly as she crossed her arms. This woman here was really turning into quite the bore, and Alex Hayden was getting shot. "Why should it matter why they were after him? Obviously they're not an issue any longer." Pamela snapped irritatedly. Didn't the woman say she wasn't there for a reason anyway? Running a finger through her hair, Ivy let out a loud, groaning sigh.

[Agent X]

Alex watched the Agent float around and shoot people with his energy stuff, not as impressive as he thought it would be when he was a little kid. He ignored her question for now and was about to shoot a few more guys when Poison Ivy made her move, leaving a completely shocked Alex and only two guys left standing. Ok, more like kneeling since they'd been shot, but still. It took Alex a second to snap out of it, and a gun shot to the arm, but he quickly shot the two of them with deadly accuracy, he didn't waste any bullets.

He sighed, looking down at himself to see more blood, and more holes in his already torn to hell clothes. He put his guns back into their holsters and turned towards the Agent. "I shot at them, so they shot back at me, simple as that." He didn't bother going into more detail, Shield probably knew what he did anyways.

He turned to Poison Ivy, who was horribly bored. Fortunately the adrenaline of the encounter and getting shot had pretty much removed the effects of the Shield agents sex appeal crap, leaving Alex's mind clearer. "So, what now?" Someone had to ask the question, and he decided to do it.

[Deadpool]

Wade touched the wall as he walked into the room. "well one of the times i touch a weird red substance, i swear to go its going to be tomato sauce!" he said in reaction to all the blood. he looked around the room squinting a little. There was some good work here. Precise aims. Good shots. Heck it was almost like he did it himself.
Almost.
Kicking some of the dead bodies he then moved his way to the window that was smashed. and looked down "Chicks!" he said a little loudly. as he saw someone flying around, another one in green and...oh this couldn't get any better smiled Wade.

Jumping out of the roof he accidentally clipped a peice of glass sending himself to land flat on the pavement. And man...man it hurt! Rolling over himself he laid on the pavewalk for a second waiting for a good batch of healing factor- and there it was.
Jumping up to his feet he looked to three people
"so now what?" asked Agent X
"smiling deadpool took out a sword and pointed it
"Now what, mr clono-version of me, is that you hand over whatever it is you stole from me, leave here with your tails behind you legs and let me deal with these lovely ladies here"

[Poison Ivy]

"Chicks!"

It was a different voice. Ivy rolled her eyes. Another female-crazy man. She could only be so thankful that Agent X found his way past the whole stereotype, because lately, every guy seemed to fit the bill of a complete horndog. Nothing made Ivy feel sick to her stomach and very, very angry. But Pamela could only blink, dumbfounded, as the man in red and black slipped from the window and fell to the ground. And there he lay. The kid didn't get up for a moment.

"Now, we get an awfully nice greeting by the idiot in red." Pamela said frankly as she took a step backwards and crossed her arms. She would have asked if there was a circus nearby, seeing as how all the freaks have gathered near, but Ivy wasn't the most normal one of the bunch. As the man continued to talk, he pulled out a sword and pointed it at Alex. Pamela could only watch in amusement. Once Deadpool brought up 'lovely ladies', Ivy glared lightly at the man.

"If I were interested in dating a fool..." She whispered to herself as she rubbed her temples. "If I were interested in dating." Ivy uncrossed her arms and felt a surge of energy flow through her body. Green vines wrapped themselves around her arms and legs. It was time to make this man eat his words.

[Agent X]

Alex's left eye twitched as he heard a very famliar voice. He to see Deadpool jumping down, and landing quite wrong. Even Alex's hate was put on hold for a moment as he watched Deadpool just lie there, what an idiot! How could this guy be better then him? Alex wasted no time in pulling out a pistol and aiming it right at Deadpool, who had drawn a sword.

"What did I steal from you this time Deadpool?" Alex didn't have a clue what he was going on about, and he didn't really care, all he wanted to do was just unload his gun on him, and then put some fresh ammo in, and unload some more. He heard Ivy mumbling something behind him, but he couldn't here what. He glanced over his shoulder to see that she wasn't very happy looking, and that vines were wrapped around her arms and legs.

"Well Deadpool, you can have the ladies, assuming you can handle a woman after you've been broken into a bunch of piecies." Alex grinned, a glean of hate in his eyes, oh the pain he will be causing to this smart mouth. "So Deadpool, ready to have your ass handed to you?"

[Deadpool]

Deadpool sat with his hands on his hips and simply smiled at the rest of them. He was here to get whatever it was X stole, no way was his clone getting the better of him.

Smiling at the green chick as she got a little angry and well...viney. "Hey babe, if your looking for a fool, look at baldie over here, hes a little like me, but you know.. worse" Jumping on top of the car he raised his arms widly "Ok so we could all fight, and then i could win, and get back what X stole over there" he looked between the two girls as he geared up two grenades "Or you could all dodge this grenade get naked and wait for the pool!"

Wade was enjoying this. Ok maybe a little bit to much. But why the hell not, it had everything he wanted, Chicks, a chance to show up x. and well he brought the grenades!
"TIMME TO PAARTYYY!" he yelled out as he threw the grenades. he was fairly sure everyone would dodge it....pretty sure

[Poison Ivy]

Pamela couldn't help but let out a scoff at the red man's suggestions. This is one of the main reasons I hate men. She thought to herself as her gaze turned from him to Agent X who seemed peeved about the man who had made his entrance. That made two of them. "What the hell did you steal?" Ivy questioned Alex irritatedly. That's just what she needed-- more idiots with dicks. Especially ones that were constantly trying to show up one another. Yet again, another reason to hate the opposite sex. As the man threw the grenades, she let out an irritated sigh. This man hadn't even been with the others for longer than three minutes, and already the green goddess wanted to end his life. Poison Ivy's limber body quickly flipped away from the blast that was created. She landed right on her green boots and she shifted her eyes to the others.

"My I.Q. is lowering because of your presence-- you should leave." The woman whispered threateningly, her words dripping with angered venom.

[Agent X]

Alex's eye twitched again at Deadpool, he hated this guy so damn much, and he hated the fact that he had more then a few personality traits in common with him, but at least he could be thankful at the fact that he wasn't anywhere near as perverted as Deadpool, and if he was, he certainly wasn't as vocal about it, that was for damn sure.

He glanced over at Ivy, who had asked in a very pissed off tone what he had stolen from Deadpool. "I'll tell you when I find out." Alex cursed under his breath at the grenades that Deadpool tossed. He jumped back instantly, his enhanced strength allowing him to jump out of the blast radias, but the grenades made him fly back a little farther then he intended. Alex didn't waste any time, instantly shooting five very well aimed bullets at his nemisis.

He landed on the ground and quickly flipped back up onto his feet, glancing over at Ivy as she stated that she very much wished for Deadpool to leave, and Alex couldn't blame her at all, the man was a pain in the ass and he knew it, infact, he liked it.

[Jessica Drew]

Jessica crouched on the ground as she swore under her breath. that red guy was like a plague, That frickin' Deadpool! Before she had any time to say anything. Before she could react He had already thrown some grenades. Flying in the air she dodged the blast radius as apperantly did everyone else.

The green woman was now getting riled up. And Agent X was beyond reason at the point, everyone know when it came to Deadpool, he became just as Crazy as him.

Jessica flew around the area. She picked up her intercom "this is Jessica drew agent level 10, we have a situation here. Also send special ops, fugitive. Wilson, Wade is in the area, over"

She Flew closer to the group now and she looked pissed. She just wanted to buy some clothes, and now she was stuck with a morally ambiguous agent. some green psychopath! and Frickin Deadpool "THATS IT!" she yelled out as she shot beams towards both Wilson and The green woman. The green woman was about to cause an unnecessary amount of damage and that needed to be avoided.
and Deadpool
Deapool just pissed her off!