Post by colossus on Jul 9, 2008 23:15:56 GMT -5
Following the request, er suggestion, of a fan of my witty ways, I've decided to instate the fond Personal Ads that once had the members on DC/Marvel: The Endless grinning like fools.
Oh, yes, you all know that it's true. You grinned like fools every time you read someone's strange little ad for someone to play with in a thread. You cannot deny it. Thus, back by popular demand...
THE SHUNNED
Name: Piotr 'Colossus' Rasputin
Age: 25
Looking for: An attractive female that enjoys posing for my paintings, knows how to make a mean spaghetti, loves watching my pecs dance to techno music, and one that loves my utterly fantastic Russian accent.
Interests/Hobbies: I enjoy the most normal of things. Bench pressing trains, slinging tanks, sketching people that are never paid for their sitting fees, wearing revealing uniforms, and sneaking off to bars with my fellow X-Men.
Dislikes/Loathes: Quite frankly, I absolutely loath women that do not bother to shave. In my country, only those that plan to go unmarried to not bother with this. It is disgusting, and makes me think of a hairy spinster with a mustache. I also despise it when a woman chews on her hair. It is a disgusting habit and I find it obnoxious. They should focus on petting my hair, not eating theirs.
Disabilities: While most would not consider it a disability, I must admit that my strength is not always a blessing. Sometimes I'm a bit rougher than I intend to be. As a side note, English is not my first language, so some things do not make sense to me. Like this 'burn' thing? What is that?
Expectations: I expect to find a compatible match where the woman is lovely, charismatic, and more than willing to admire my rippling muscles whenever my ego needs to be stroked.
Oh, yes, you all know that it's true. You grinned like fools every time you read someone's strange little ad for someone to play with in a thread. You cannot deny it. Thus, back by popular demand...
Da Personals
[/i][/center]THE SHUNNED
Name: Piotr 'Colossus' Rasputin
Age: 25
Looking for: An attractive female that enjoys posing for my paintings, knows how to make a mean spaghetti, loves watching my pecs dance to techno music, and one that loves my utterly fantastic Russian accent.
Interests/Hobbies: I enjoy the most normal of things. Bench pressing trains, slinging tanks, sketching people that are never paid for their sitting fees, wearing revealing uniforms, and sneaking off to bars with my fellow X-Men.
Dislikes/Loathes: Quite frankly, I absolutely loath women that do not bother to shave. In my country, only those that plan to go unmarried to not bother with this. It is disgusting, and makes me think of a hairy spinster with a mustache. I also despise it when a woman chews on her hair. It is a disgusting habit and I find it obnoxious. They should focus on petting my hair, not eating theirs.
Disabilities: While most would not consider it a disability, I must admit that my strength is not always a blessing. Sometimes I'm a bit rougher than I intend to be. As a side note, English is not my first language, so some things do not make sense to me. Like this 'burn' thing? What is that?
Expectations: I expect to find a compatible match where the woman is lovely, charismatic, and more than willing to admire my rippling muscles whenever my ego needs to be stroked.
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