Once Your Home.... [Open]

[Wolverine]

Logan watched the girl move as well. She suddenly shot up and out of sight… out of sight but not out of his sense of smell. As Deadpool once more turned to him he shrugged and watched him teleport away. As he too had vanished to the same tree his eyes went to the man who this all seemed to be about. Letting his claws fully slide out he walked over to him and grabbed his collar by the back. He dragged him along behind him as he started to walk. He would get this whole thing elsewhere.

This is what happened if he wanted to have some time alone. When he wanted to relax… he just couldn’t.

[Spoiler]

Stephanie smiled as she watched the guns fall from his hands. She had met her mark yet again. In a tiny surprise twist Spoiler turned her head to see the man right up in the tree branches next to her. She scrunched up her nose as he began to speak to her. "Allright, I admit it.. I wanted to be all alone with you", she said raising her hands in the air in a mock surrender position. She peered through the branches to see Wolverine dragging her catch off.

She glared downwards and then back to Deadpool. "Gonna have to wait though!", she said quickly as she brought a thick boot to the hand in which he held the gun. She smiled as the weapon soared through the air and delivered the same boot to his chest in an attempt to knock him from the tree. She turned quickly and carefully to shoot off a zip line. Within seconds she was zipping towards Wolverine and landed in a crouching position near him.

[The Sentry]

Oh you two..." Wade thought to himself as he had just as easily been booted off the tree. The girl was gone. Wolverine was making his way with his quarry. oh how could this get anyworse
"heywhattaminute" he said as he was falling "Didn't blondie just admit she wanted to be alone with m-" but he was cut off as his face slammed into the snow

Jumping off he dusted himself off. And groaned he couldn't find his guns. "oh big shiny metal spikey things, you'll never leave me right?" he said as he pulled out his swords. Teleporting infront of the now getting away wolverine. Holding out his sword "Im afraid i dont know where you going with my man there Wolverine, But ile take my man meat back now please"

[Wolverine]

The two of them where fairly quick. Logan hadn't gone that far when the woman who he had met earlier already came from the tree and landed near him on the ground. As she was still in crouched position he simply walked on, he came to a halt when Deadpool stood in front of him. As he held out his sword to Wolverine he let go of the collar and moved his fists down, three claws shot from each hand. "Shoulda left when I toldya." He replied.

In a blur of speed he dashed for Deadpool, his claws lashing out at the guy's face and torso. He jumped over and landed behind him, his claws just beside his upper body. Turning around he at first watched if his attack had even done any damage... Like himself Deadpool had a healing... this would be a looong day.

[Spoiler]

As Stephanie was crouched on the floor she began to really consider the situation. Here she was attempting to fight off two mutants or meta-humans, one who had pointed a gun at her a few times now. Sure, the girl had a lot of heart...but she also had a few brains. She slowly stood as the two men seemed to focus their attention.

"Well, ol' Spoiler is gonna pack it in", she said with a quick smile. She turned on her heel and looked at the man whom Wolverine had released. She offered him a swift and painful kick. "You're going to get it...even if it's not from me", she explained as he writhed a bit.

She looked back to see the two men that had begun to fight and took her place in a tree branch to observe the fight, and perhaps play a hand if she was needed.

[Deadpool]

And so it turned out to be like-every other encounter with Wolverine. Oh the Joys of stabbings! "And so Deadpool gets his ass handed to him again"

Deadpool retched over as he got cut. "ugh" He said as he spat out some blood "Oh don't leave on account of us, Two boysterious men wrestling, should get you HOT!" He Screwed up his face. As he could feel wolverine was behind him.

He had to be quick. But then again, Deadpool was the fastest. Better than taskmaster! Wriggling just a little slightly he grabbed the shot gun that was held on his back. In a fluid motion he shot the shotgun towards his back. he didnt know if it connected. But damn he liked the sound of gunfire.

[Wolverine]

They hit home alright. Logan let out a grunt and moved his hand to his belly where the bullets had entered. He then pushed forwards once more like nothing had happened. He knew his healing would fix him in no time at all. He had to take the shotgun out first. It was annoying. He let his claws slide up and towards the gun. Then to take out the one thing which gave Deadpool his advantage… his hands. He aimed for them, not sure if they even would hit their target. Or how long it would take for him to get back on his feet for that matter. His spoken words didn’t even register well.

The sound of something falling on the ground… the bullets where pushed out once more. One at the time and with some plopping sounds they fell on the sandy ground.

[Deadpool]

within minutes that brilliant squishy sound, you know the ones as bullets both hit their target, puncture the skin. And then oh that splendid splatter sound. It made Deadpool wonder, Why wasn't everybody killers?

But in old Wolverine fashion, He was back up and attacking in no-time. Ah this was always an interesting battle. His Shotgun was batted away by those stupid claws, ah how he'd be screwed without those claws. And then he instantly went for his hands. "why the hell would you go for my beautiful hands!" he said as he flipped out of the way "You were one second away from killing my social life!" he spat back. He cracked his neck as he drew his swords "Hey blondie. Dont you think about leaving while i finish off wolvey here" he said as he used his hand to grab a grenade. Now if there was someting better than all the rest it was the brillant sound of body parts being split apart by a grenade, Oh the fun of it all! he said nothing as he nonchantly rolled a grenade at Wolverine, Wonder if he'll survive this one?

[Wolverine]

His attack missed. Deadpool had jumped out of the way and now went for his swords. Joking his way through battle as usual Logan knew this fight was looong from over. As he drew his swords Logan was sure the more up and close part of the combat was about to begin. Just at the moment he was about to charge again a grenade rolled to his feet, he looked down at it and then at Deadpool for a moment. Baring his teeth he jumped out of the way, caught in part of the explosion he got blasted against a tree, causing the bark and part of the wood to break, causing splinters to enter his skin.

As he fell heavily on his side, one side of his body had been burned and the other side, had splinters in his arm and torso. He pushed a bit up on his elbows. He shook his head, he should’ve known Deadpool would play such a trick. He pulled a larger splinter from his side and tossed aside.

[Spoiler]

"You boys should find more suitable ways of handling your anger", she offered as the two men began to fight one another. She had seen them both heal quickly, and wasn't entirely sure how high her levels of worry should be. She squinted her eyes a bit as things began to grow more and more violent. She twitched her nose a bit as the man in red spoke to her.

"Wouldn't dream of it", she offered as she began to climb out of her tree branch. This was getting out of hand, and even if they did heal someone might get hurt. Stephanie looked down at Wolverine, who was in a pretty bad condition. She glanced up at Deadpool and she ripped a few devices from her bandolier. She tossed the knockout-gas grenades quickly at the man, with his healing factor he may only be out for a few minutes, but it might be enough. As the explosions began and smoke and gas started to rise, Stephanie ducked and took cover, blanketing herself and the other man in her purple cloak.

[Deadpool]

Well that was always a bonus "nothing like a good blowing up Wolverine to leave a good spice on my morning" he said as the explosion ripped through everything melting the snow throwing his leaves and everything. "oh explosions. When will you be mine"


Skipping along he was about to make the final blow to old wolverine "You know if you would just be my bud, this would never happen, oh we'd have icecream long walks on the beach, laugh at ugly people, oh the fun we'd have!" he went to move over her when the purple girl jumped in and threw a bunch of knock out grenades. "hey baby, why not try roofies next time?"
he groaned as some of the gas started to waft in. Managing teleporting out of most of he stood as he kind of swayed, his healing factor got rid of most of it, but he was feeling as he had drunk a vat full of vodka "i...i..think" he swayed a little as he held up a sword "oh look...sword...SHINY!" He started to walk to he others falling over himself a couple of times
"say.s-say h-have we s-sexed yet p-pretty lady?"

[Wolverine]

Logan was to busy with the large splinters which bored into his body to notice Deadpool was closing in on him, at the last moment he looked up to see the woman come in between again. She tossed something to Deadpool and everything went black from the cloak she used to protect both her and him. He tried and push himself up now , moving his elbows below him as well as his knees. For a moment it would seem like her would succeed, then his knees gave way and he fell back down.

Beyond the cloak he could hear his voice, he was still there? But… where, and so… far away… sounded like… no danger at… al……….. Everything went black before his eyes as his body shut down to heal him faster. His head now too fell in the snow, while his eyes where half closed.

[Spoiler]

Stephanie waited, her hands on her hips as the man in red crawled over. He had fallen over many times, and she rolled her eyes as he hit the ground. She soon turned her attention back to Wolverine and she sighed as she found him passed out.

"Ew....", she cooed under her breath as she nudged each man with her foot. She shook her head and rolled her eyes. "Men..."

She looked back and saw that the man she had originally chased here was gone. Cursing to herself she grabbed Wolverine by his legs and began to drag him off. She wasn't exactly a doctor but she could at least get him back to Gotham.

"Oof", she sounded off often. "For a short guy you're awful heavy", she whispered as she looked back at the man she was dragging along. It wasn't long before she had him laying in the back of her car and she began to speed towards Gotham City.

[Deadpool]

deadpool was a little torn. stay with the unconcious wolverine.. thatd get a price somewhere...
or get his quarry.
decisions,decisions..

Screwing up the face he kicked wolverine "bah your lucky where buds...and that i'm wearing a certain pair of yellow panties today... groaning he pressed his teleporter. and landed on a top of a mountain as he saw a car speed off in the distance.

teleporting again he landed on the hood of the car "xcuse me, hey you have my money, id like it/him back now kthxbai!" he said as he aimed his gun at her face trying to steady himself as the car moved.