Anything X can do I can do better!

[Stargirl]

Courtney was still storming down the street, considering making a beeline home as she had mounds of homework. As she stepped over a crack on the sidewalk she heard the man who was now behind her calling out to her. She paused for a second and took another step. She wasn't in the mood to beg for his forgiveness anymore. She raised an eyebrow and pivoted back on her heel to look back at him. She wasn't really in the mood to walk back over and so she lifted the staff that she was constantly using and used the star power to pull him over gently to where she stood. She shook her head and stared at him.

"You're the one who told me to leave me alone", she reminded.

[Deadpool]

She came back, He wasn't expecting her too but she actually came back, how strange. Deadpool was never really expecting anyone to come back.

She looked over to him and Wade decided to stand up. He was starting to feel a bit more normal now. "Yeah i tend to do stupid things, Comes with insanity" he said as he tried to shake off his depression. tried.

He looked at the girl and rubbed the back of his head "Yeah well i dunno, you just got to me ok, Your beautiful, and well, you apologized, took pity on my apperance. and your so beautiful, Heck it hurt more than a dance with wolverine"

[Stargirl]

Courtney listened with crossed arms and a slightly bored expression as the man stood up. She really wasn't expecting much from him. The two had gotten off on a very bad foot. She popped a piece of gun in her mouth and blew a tiny bubble before it popped.

The man then started to speak, and she began to let the hardened look on her face soften. The man was really laying on the compliments, and she wasn't sure what to say to him. She smiled gently and looked up at him. "Thanks Wade", she said first for his compliments. "And I'm sorry I got to you, I really didn't mean to."

[Agent X]

Alex had tried going back to sleep after Courtney left, he had wished that she would've stayed, but her father in some robot suit demanded that she be home by eleven. Once she had walked away he cursed the fact that an eighteen year old girl had a curfew, she was old enough to be out of that house! He sighed, knowing that it wasn't any use, he would just have to wait to see her again when their next chance arose, and it would be coming up alot sooner then he had thought. He rolled around in his bed, sleep wouldn't come, it was like two people kept talking while he tried to drift off, and thouse two things didn't very well mesh.

He finally had it when they started shouting a little, and one of them sounded something like Courtney! He groaned and stood up quickly, putting his pants and boots on, as well as his shades. He didn't bother with a shirt, he just slid his jacket on over the gun holsters he had equiped, and in a few seconds he was ready to play. He opend the door to the city, and instantly the black and red costume caught his eyes, and they instantly narrowed. There Deadpool was, talking to Courtney, and he wouldn't doubt for a mintute that he was trying to put some moves on his girl! "Deadpool, what exactly do you think your doing here?" He'd drawn one of his guns by then, training a bead on the merc with a mouth, and if Alex got what he wanted, he would shut that mouth up.

[Stargirl]

Courtney had just tried to make amends with the man once again. She sighed as she stared him down, not quite sure what else to say. At least he wasn't still furious at her, though it seemed that was at the beginning of this mess. As she peered into the darkness she heard and saw someone approaching. Courtney grabbed her staff and from the hooked end of it a light began to shine so that she could identify the person from far off. She smiled upon seeing it was Alex and put her staff back down.

that smile quickly dropped to a frown however, when she spotted her new boyfriend. There he was, with a gun pointed at Wade. She stepped forward and to his side instantly. "Alex, what are you doing? Put the gun down. What's going on?", her mouth was traveling at a mile per minute as she looked between the two men. She glared for a second at him. "I swear to god, if you end up shooting me again...."

[Deadpool]

Wade was starting to feel a little better. He was pretty much jest ready to scrap this whole thing. Screw this chick, Who was she, Bea Arthur? No she was just some schmuck who decided to have a little bit of a Alex Hayden Ride. Oh good for her, he thought to himself.

"ah lets just forget the whole damn thing!" Wade says as he pulled out one of his guns and began to twirl it around his finger He was starting to feel more himself. And about bloody time. What is this spiderman 3? he thought to himself again.

that was of course till somebody else Appeared on the scence, Alex Freaking Hayden himself. Just what he needed, This dope coming right now. When he was right close. oh this was beautiful. Within seconds he had a gun trained on him, And it took two more seconds for deadpool to do the same. "Hayden, you got two seconds to clear outta of here with your skank, before i show you how much better the original is!"
Oh how he loathed this clone version of him.
Training the gun over him. all the Anger he had just before raised up. It was all X's Fault somehow, Healing factor or none, he was going down.

[Agent X]

Alex held the gun in one hand, pointing it straight at Deadpool's head, it wouldn't kill him if he shot him there, or anywhere for that matter, but it would put him down for a few seconds. He glanced over to Courtney as she started talking, she obviously didn't know about the little feud between him and Deadpool, not that he expected her to, he hadn't spoken about the man a whole lot since he'd met Courtney. He would have usually chuckled at her question about if he was gonna shoot her again, but he was far to serious to laugh or smile right then, Deadpool always brought that out in him.

"I'm not here to shoot you, I'm here to shoot him." He motioned his gun towards Deadpool, to show her what he meant. He looked over at Deadpool, who had managed to draw a gun in the split second he was looking away, bad idea to underestimate even this idiot. His face twitched in anger at Deadpool's words. "Skank? You've just gone and screwed yourself over." He ran straight at Deadpool, masterfully discharging several bullets at Deadpool's upper-body. He still hated it when Deadpool called him a clone, he was his own person before he met Deadpool, he and was his own person long after, and thats how it would stay.

[Deadpool]

It happened in seconds. That was his genes for ya. One minute he was talking the next second he had bullets in his chest. He fell to the ground quickly. As the clang of metal hit the pavement, he had already healed.

He coughed a little. It hurt for seconds, But what was stranger was the ebbing anger that was starting to boil over. Wades live was flashing before him, All of it, and within a sane mind it was rather annoying. He grabbed his gun and using it like an uppercut he jumped from the ground sending an excessive. amount of bullets in a wide arc directly at X. after he had landed on the ground and looked towards the girl "Fyi, This is gonna take a while" he said as he pulled out his swords ready to slice this idiot into a couple of peices.

[Stargirl]

As Courtney stood by Alex she soon found herself being the brunt of the angry mans attacks. She rolled her eyes after he called her a skank. She almost wished one of her Justice Society comrades were around, they certainly would defend her. Not that she was helpless, but hey whatever. She turned her attention back to the scene in less than a second and her jaw dropped when she saw Agent X rushing at Deadpool, and filling his chest with bullets. She cringed a little and wasn't quite sure what to do. Was she just witnessing a murder?

"Oh my god", she uttered as Deadpool crashed to the ground. She flew up and was about to check on him when he leaped up and began firing guns at Alex. It was all happening so quickly. Deadpool pulled out his swords and Courtney frowned. She decided to take action at that time and used her staff to rip the swords from his hands and disintegrate them in the air. She glared back down at the man that had insulted her. She had even considered calling him ugly, but couldn't quite bring herself to it. She didn't have the heart. She peered over to see what Alex was up to.

[Agent X]

Alex was satisfied to see all of his bullets hit Deadpool, but he didn't show it, nor did he believe that this was the end to their eternal dispute. No, if only he was that lucky, but that bastard always got up, but Alex had to thank Deadpool for his own abilities, he would have been long dead if it wasn't for this moron, but thats all he had to thank him for. He kept his gun aimed at Deadpool, considering putting a few more rounds in him while he was down, but decided againts it after a glance at Courtney. She didn't know that he healed, she thought that he had just killed someone, and he didn't like seeing that look in her eyes. He glanced back to Deadpool, who was getting back up now, only with a spray of bullets as cover.

Alex rolled out of the way, but that didn't help him, there were to many bullets, damn Deadpool and his bullet spraying guns, only men without skill used thouse kinds of guns. He grunted as a large amount of bullets hit him, knocking him to the ground. His jacket got torn up, bullet holes in it all around. He stood up quickly, the bullets popping out of his body and landing on the ground with a metallic clank. He watched Deadpool draw his blades, he hated it when he used swords, because Alex didn't have any swords to prevent himself from being chopped up. Fortunately Courtney solved that problem for him, taking away the swords and getting rid of them, permently. He didn't say thanks to Courtney, he just kept shooting at Deadpool. "I don't see why you bother staying alive, your so ugly no one would ever want you."

[Deadpool]

Deadpool was still in shock. His beautiful swords. They had gone through so much. Heck one was the cause of some multiverse mayhem. And now they were gone. Just plain gone! "MY FREAKIN SWORDS!!!" He yelled out as he grasped his hands in plain air.

He looked around and pointed a finger at the girl "Oh i don't like you now" he said as he breathed out a sigh. Only to be filled full of bullets.
"I don't see why you bother staying alive, your so ugly no one would ever want you." Wade heard the words. And as he got up still full of bullets He Yelled again. oh how this was not his day! Teleporting out of the way he was a couple of meters away when he growled at both of them "Girly, i told you once, im not telling you again! GET OUT OF HERE!" running up to X he screamed as he grabbed one of his grenades. Tackling him he launched himself at his mouth. Trying his best to ram one of his grenades down his mouth "Hope you like the taste. I hear its spicy!"

[Stargirl]

Stargirl smiled as the pair of blades became blipped from existence thanks to her star rod. Courtney peered over at Alex, to see if she had gotten any spark of approval, but her look was in vain. he was still focused on his foe. She instantly heard Deadpool complaining below and rolled her eyes as he informed her that he was not exactly fond of her. She wrinkled her nose and stuck out her tongue at him. "I feel the same way about you"

She hovered near the fray and watched as the man began yelling and running. He reminded her to take off, for about the millionth time that hour. Courtneys eyes widened as a grenade was pulled out, and the crazed man tried to shove it down Agents throat. She looked around at the nearby establishments. Innocent bystanders might get hurt, and she could not let that happen. She quickly used her staff to pluck the item away and instantly rocketed into the air, unsure of what to do with the impending explosion that her staff held in a beam of glowing star energy. She didn't have time to consider her options when the grenade went off in the sky, breaking through her hold and sending the teen soaring down and crashing onto the roof of a car.

She groaned and moved a little, her staff only barely in her clutches. "Ow", she finally said as she slowly sat up. The debris rained from the sky.She tightened her grip and flopped herself of the vehicle.

[Agent X]

After seeing Deadpool's reaction to Courtney getting rid of his swords, Alex couldn't help but grin and let out a low chuckle, it may have been a little sadistic, but he couldn't help but enjoy Deadpool's pain and suffering. After a moment Alex gathered his composure, he still enjoyed it on the inside, but he looked more serious now, he didn't need to be looking goofy while he fought Deadpool. "Whats wrong Deadpool? Can't fight without your swords?" He was thankful that Courtney evened the playing field a little, now at least he wouldn't be getting chopped up a whole bunch.

He watched as Deadpool teleported out of the path of his bullets, yelling at Courtney for a moment. "Hey, don't yell at her!" Anger flared on his face, who the hell did Deadpool think he was to yell at his girlfriend? He was going to make him pay extra for that! He was about to shoot at Deadpool again, when he was tackled by him. Deadpool yelled at Alex some while he tried to shove a grenade in his mouth, this wasn't turning out so well. "Screw off!" Fortunately Courtney took the grenade and flew off, but she didn't seem to know what to do with it. After a moment the grenade exploded, sending Courtney down and right into a car!

He grunted as he threw Deadpool off of him, his thoughts weren't so much of his hated rival anymore as they were on his injured girlfriend. He ran up to Courtney, who had just rolled off of the car and was obviously hurt. He put his arm around her, making sure not to touch anywhere that might look damaged. "Are you ok?" He face held a worried expression, he didn't want Courtney to get hurt because of his stupid rivalry.

[Deadpool]

"oh goody, goody grenades!" Said Deadpool as he clapped his hands. Sure he had done a fair bit of damage. But he was mighty well into that good ol' insanity at this point.
Heh. If only cable could see him now! "Hey i warned you to get out of the way blondie! this is between me and captain lets carve x's into my scalp" He said as he scratched his chin "Oh look at the happy couple" deapool said as he began to leap around like a made idiot.

"Off to see the wizard today, hoorah, hoorah" he said as he began to simply spray bullets. And then turned his way towards the two "Both of you should not of called me ugly hey?" he said as he sent one delibarate bullet into the gas tank of the car "got about two seconds to get her out of here clone boy"

[Stargirl]

Courtney groaned as she sat up slowly and felt the tiny pieces of glass from the now shattered windshield of the car. She closed her eyes and tried to decide whether or not she was seriously hurt. She certainly would have a lot to explain to Pat. Within a few moments she felt an arm around her. She slowly opened her eyes and peered up at Alex. She did her best to smile, though she was a bit upset.

"I'm a superhero. I'm always okay", she snapped back quickly before looking back up at Deadpool. She glared as he began to shoot the gas tank and quickly grabbed Alex and held him tightly as she rocketed back into the sky. She clenched her jaw as she stared down at Wade. "I never called you ugly you...you jerk!", she yelled downwards to the maniac. She was quite a bit steamed at the time and she quickly began shooting Deadpool with her dangerous blasts of energy.